Mr. C. Pressman has some issues with the internet and shares complaints in a letter to potential customers.
Cranky Pressman Letterhead
Detail from circa. 1950's something Cranky Pressman letterhead.
Crank Letter Set
The crank letter set contained more than just strong words. Cranky goes off the deep end with enclosures including a faux newspaper clipping from 1994.
Parody Vintage Newspaper Article
An old clipping parodying a local newspaper opinion column, said to be written by C. Pressman in 1994. In it he forewarns of the pending danger the internet is creating.
Artsy Instagram Filers
Cranky likes to do things the old fashioned way and doesn't understand these new Instagram filters. Enclosed with the letter was a crap photographic print with his opinion clearly added in indelible ink marker.
Cranky Pressman uses hastily scrawled further notation and outdated proofreader's marks to correct mistakes made while is his rage.
Cats Are Not Cute
Pressman does not understand nor appreciate the proliferation of cat images on the world wide web.
Flown in from Ohio
Besides being somewhat stuck in the past, the Cranky Pressman also shows a nerdy fascination with Ohio's aviation history.
Cranky Geezers Stamp
The outer envelope piece received the stamp of approval from The Ohio Camber of Cranky Old Geezers.
Design details included 1950's styled airmail envelopes and the pressman's inky and possibly incriminating fingerprints.